Tagged by Banksy with this:
Summarise the Bible in five statements, the first one word long, the second two, the third three, the fourth four and the last five words long. Or possibly you could do this in descending order. Tag five people.
God the Deliverer
Our chains fell off
Journeying towards the Promised Land
I tag whoever reads this and hasn't done it yet. If you do, let me know so I can read what you put.